I hate aeroplanes

I hate aeroplanes. I hate flights. I hate airports. I hate the cramped up seats in an aircraft. I hate the pounding roaring deafening sound of the engine. I hate the crappy miserable food they serve. I hate claustrophobic, suffocating cabin. I hate the long security queues. I hate the unnecessarily early check in requirements. I hate the air hostesses with their excessive make up and false smiles. I hate the delays and technical snags.

Or maybe it was just one horrible horrible flight last night.