funniest limerick i've seen

There once was a couple named Kelley,
Who lived their life belly to belly.
Because in their haste
They used Library Paste,
Instead of Petroleum Jelly.

the view

Its dark outside, pretty cold and very quiet. Not a good sight at all.

all the places to eat

I think I am eating out a lot these days. I'm gonna list some of the places I've been to lately:-

1. Kandahar (at Hilton Hotel, Nariman Pt) - Delicious North Indian food, small menu but mouth watering stuff
2. India Jones (another one at Hilton) - Oriental food, gr8 ambience, unpronouncable menu
3. Frangiapani (again Hilton) - Italian food, lovely pizzas.
4. Khyber (at Kalaghoda) - Rich mughlai food, good ambience. But no where close to Kandahar in taste
5. Indian Summer (next to Churchgate) - interesting lunch buffet comprised of chaats, dosas, pastas, chinese, mughlai, north indian food and good desserts
6. Bombay Blues (kalaghoda) - Avg lunch buffet, worth going once, gets repetitive there after
7. Chetana (kalaghoda) - u chose between gujarati, rajasthani and punjabi thalis and get flooded with a mind boggling variety of options
8. Cafe Samovar (inside Jehangir Art gallery, Kala ghoda) - awesome parathas and mango lassi
9. Cafe Mocambo (Fort... near the Citibamk branch) - wide variety of pastas, lasagnes and desserts. personally prefer it over Churchils
10. Tendulkars (Colaba) - Looks more like a museum with all his memorabilia, ok food
11. Sports Bar (Colaba) - hot crowd, huge screens.. cant figure out whether to stare at the football match or the blondes
12. Far East (in Rodas, HN) - cool Thai lunch buffet, nice place to laze on a saturday afternoon
13. Noodle Bar (bandra) - black pepper flat noodles... worth every penny
14. Kobe (bandra) - same old sizzlers...
15. Yokos (HN) - no better no worse
16. Not Just Jazz (Marine Drive) - who cares abt the food, the live music rocks!
17. Thakars (Chowpatty) - typical Gujju thali, supposedly very famous
18. Hard Rock Cafe (Prabhadevi) - Sad food, gr8 crowd, ok music
19. Zenzi (Bandra) - Mind blowing crowd, exotic weird food

Suggestions for newer places and company for anything is welcome...

Dunno what to write

Have been trying to figure what to blog on for the past one week, but somehow nothing comes to mind :-S What are the options anyways:- random poems? neah, thats depressing. daywise update of life? who cares what happened yesterday anyways. interesting things coming up in the future? i can't think of anything worth mentioning. football? have been out of touch with it. politics or social issues? they are better off being discussed in conversation. people? i cud prolly rant and rave a lil abt ppl :P but it wudnt be too nice if they read it.

cud someone help me out here?