Top 10 peeves about Bombay
1. Spam SMS:- Click here to see hot wallpapers, click there to get free hotel stay, click this for ringtones, click that to find a date!
2. Parking lot attendants:- Forever complaining about spare change, about the rate, about the duration of parking... every 1 rupee with them is a battle!
3. Traffic:- Bumper to bumper traffic no matter where you go in the evening. Bandra, sion, prabhadevi, powai.. everywhere
4. Humidity:- Dripping sweat within 5 minutes of leaving home..
5. Moral Police:- Shut down everything by 1, don't hold hands, hate v-day, blame it all on western culture
6. Eunuchs:- Roll down your windows at a traffic signal and you'll find a eunuch groping you all over
7. Local trains:- Packing density of persons comparable to the trains used by the Nazis to drive off Jew to concentration camps
8. Bandwidth:- Areawise monopoly of broadband service providers, terrible speeds, frequent disconnects and even zero service
9. Autos and Taxis:- Empty taxis slow down traffic by crawling around looking for customers. Hired taxis break all traffic rules and signals
10. Litter:- Maybe in my lifetime I might see a clean city?
2. Parking lot attendants:- Forever complaining about spare change, about the rate, about the duration of parking... every 1 rupee with them is a battle!
3. Traffic:- Bumper to bumper traffic no matter where you go in the evening. Bandra, sion, prabhadevi, powai.. everywhere
4. Humidity:- Dripping sweat within 5 minutes of leaving home..
5. Moral Police:- Shut down everything by 1, don't hold hands, hate v-day, blame it all on western culture
6. Eunuchs:- Roll down your windows at a traffic signal and you'll find a eunuch groping you all over
7. Local trains:- Packing density of persons comparable to the trains used by the Nazis to drive off Jew to concentration camps
8. Bandwidth:- Areawise monopoly of broadband service providers, terrible speeds, frequent disconnects and even zero service
9. Autos and Taxis:- Empty taxis slow down traffic by crawling around looking for customers. Hired taxis break all traffic rules and signals
10. Litter:- Maybe in my lifetime I might see a clean city?